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NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

A Warning from the Publisher:

Imagine you are wearing a bandage that needs to be removed. Are you the sort of person who tears the bandage right off, causing an enormous amount of pain in a short instance? Or do you prefer to spread your pain out over a longer period of time, by slowly unpeeling the bandage from your injury?

If you are the first type of person, then this three-book electronic collection might be for you. All of the misery and woe available in three Lemony Snicket volumes—The Miserable Mill, The Austere Academy, and The Ersatz Elevator—have been joined into one compactly miserable package, so readers foolish enough to read about the Baudelaire orphans can be unnerved in a slightly more economical fashion.

If you are the second type of person, then volumes four through six in A Series of Unfortunate Events might be for you. Even if you unwisely choose to read them at a more leisurely pace, you will encounter such atrocities as poorly paid employees, a hypnotist, an evil scheme, a gym teacher, dripping fungus, another evil scheme, a fake accent, three mysterious consonants, a red herring, and at least one more evil scheme.

Of course, most people would prefer not to be injured at all. We salute these sensible people, who will doubtless not purchase any books by Lemony Snicket, no matter how conveniently bundled.

Three Unlucky Siblings: Follow the endlessly resourceful Baudelaire orphans—Violet the inventor, Klaus the researcher, and Sunny the biter—as they navigate a world of woe. A Master of Disguise: The villainous Count Olaf is never far behind, donning terrible disguises as a menacing foreman, a turbaned gym teacher, and an in-fashion auctioneer to get his hands on the Baudelaire fortune. Woefully Incompetent Guardians: From a sinister lumbermill to an austere academy to a perilously stylish penthouse, the Baudelaires must fend for themselves when the adults in charge are no help at all. Three Complete Books: This collection includes the full text of books four, five, and six in the series: The Miserable Mill, The Austere Academy, and The Ersatz Elevator.