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Foxglove Lafleur has arrived to put things right in America, and bring some sense to the world. Finally.

A near-death experience and an act of God (maybe) transforms humdrum, common sense-voting Amber-May Walker into Foxglove Lafleur: preternaturally fast and strong, with an innate knowledge of every pants-wettingly lethal fighting technique known to mankind.

Yet the threat of Wokeism is everywhere. Vegans ready to slaughter their fellow man to save some chickens, or something. Rabid leftie mind-virus drones frothing to cancel innocent, straight-talking podcasters—from life! Billionaire elites (the bad ones) and their plot to impose the Great Reset agenda across the globe…

But aided by the greatest president ever, and the most clandestine and patriotic security agency in the world, Foxglove is ready to push back the tide of wrongness. The fight to save the United States of America—and, if necessary, the world—has begun!

PRAISE FOR THIS BOOK, FROM PEOPLE WHO EXIST

'Can a brief online description, intended to convince quasi-literate rubes to part with their hard-earned cash, truly convey the brilliance of this work? Probably not. Is it worth spending a few dollars on this book (or the equivalent in your local currency, if you aren't fortunate enough to live in America)? Absolutely.' Professor Debbie Kyunt, literary appraiser

'The book artfully illustrates how every Democrat voter—every single one of them, no exceptions—is just plain wrong.' Verity Truthington, fact checker

'This is the definitive self-published masterwork of this era, a text that will make all the literary agents and publishers that wouldn't go anywhere near this book—and who were, in some cases, quite rude about it—look in the mirror and say, 'Oh, man, I'm an absolute simpleton! Durrr, durrrr; that's me! I must be allergic to making money!'' Professor Hartworthy-Spew, Oxford University

'Truly one of the great novels of the twenty-first century. Certainly the best book I've ever written.' Amber-May Walker, dream-shaper