You can be little. You can be old. You can be a lady. But you don't have to be a little old lady! We've all seen her, hunched forward, her hair tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet. She's clutching expired coupons, or discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She's a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 mph.
Little old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember fifteen-cent McDonald's hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough.
How Not to Become a Little Old Lady is for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood--or those in danger of slipping into it. Lighthearted and affectionately funny, it also includes charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman.