Jimmie Le Pew doesn't preach—he observes.
He's the wiry fifty-year-old septic serviceman who sees the world from the bottom up, one tank, one truth, and one laugh at a time. His hands are rough, his work is unpleasant, and his thoughts are sharper than most politicians' speeches. After thirty two years of pumping out other people's waste, Jimmie's learned a thing or two about what bubbles up when society forgets common sense.

Jimmie Le Pew Answers Life's Most Important Questions is a collection of front-porch philosophy and satirical storytelling that walks the line between Will Rogers' wit, Mark Twain's honesty, and Senator John Kennedy's southern bite. Jimmie tackles the big issues—politics, health care, work, love, money, and faith—with a grin, a growl, and a knack for finding wisdom where the rest of us only smell trouble.

Each chapter begins with a single question—funny, pointed, or plain absurd:

If the customer is always right, why does corporate policy treat the employee like they're always wrong? If an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, why are early screening tests so expensive? If faith is a light, why do so many folks only turn it on for an hour on Sunday morning? If love is private, why does every happy couple act like it needs a social-media endorsement?

Then Jimmie answers in stories, not sermons—short, sharp riffs that mix laughter with truth. His voice is warm, wise, and occasionally unprintable, but always sincere. Through his eyes, the "little guy" isn't powerless; he's just tired of pretending the emperor's fully clothed.

Beneath the humor runs a moral backbone: the belief that dignity still matters, that work done well is sacred, and that freedom and responsibility walk hand-in-hand. Whether he's talkin' about bankers who never lose, politicians who never learn, or couples who forgot how to laugh, Jimmie reminds us that common sense is still the best disinfectant.

Funny, fearless, and unmistakably American, Jimmie Le Pew Answers Life's Most Important Questions turns everyday absurdity into porch-sittin' wisdom for anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at the evening news and thought, You know, somebody oughta say it out loud.

Pull up a chair, crack open something cold, and let Jimmie talk awhile.
He's been waitin' fifty years to clean up this mess—and Lord knows, he's qualified.

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