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THREE WORDS: VAMPIRES VERSUS SASQUATCH.

My name's Bill Ryder and I program games for a living, despite being undead. That means I'm mostly content to stay home, do my job, and not go on stupid-ass adventures. Or at least that was the case.

Now, a war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc.

That's where I somehow come in.

The vampire nation has ordered me to the frozen woods of Canada to broker peace with an army of foul-tempered Sasquatches, but that's not even the worst of it. Our enemies obviously want me dead, but it seems some of our allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn, leaving me unsure who's got my back and who's trying to stick a knife in it.

I'll have to rely on my instincts, master my fledgling powers, and kick some bigfoot butt in order to stop this war and uncover the conspiracy that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.

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Experience a hilarious adventure like nothing you've ever seen with The Mourning Woods - book three of the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series.

If you love The Dresden Files, The Preternatural Chronicles, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then the Tome of Bill will pummel your funny bone like an angry Bigfoot collecting an overdue debt.

Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor