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Magdalena Wallace has already saved the world … twice! Not a bad record for a nihilist who doesn't believe anything truly matters. Now she just wants to be left alone with her girlfriend so they can murder men who catcall them. But a gigantic, eldritch, tentacled kaiju is on its way to destroy humanity, so the vampires have to get the gang back together to rescue their food supply.

Can a non-binary golem, a teenage werewolf, a resentment-fueled warlock, an optimistic amnesiac reanimated skeleton, and a couple of vampires escape the trolls (who secretly manipulate humans through comments sections), rescue a luck dragon, and save the human race from the doom unleashed by the merpeople?

Maybe.

Can The Convention of Fiends convince any major Hollywood studio to make their story into a high-budget summer blockbuster?

Impossible.

"Lesbian vampire librarians!"

-Chrys Gorman, editor of the Antifa Lit Journal, Volume 1

"I didn't know I could be turned on by a sex scene involving a dragon, but here we are."

- New York Times bestseller Chelsea Cain, author of Heartsick, Mockingbird, and Gone

"Surprisingly emotionally affecting. I want a hug from Napoleon Bone-Apart."

-Karen Eisenbrey, author of Ego & Endurance, the Daughter of Magic series, and the St. Rage duology

"Just like the last book, I loved each and every one of these vibrant characters! They really bring the story to life...as undead as some of them are."

-Zaji Cox, author of Plums for Months: Memories of a Wonder-filled, Neurodivergent Childhood